Wacky shit we put in a bottle (.com)!

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Ship in a bottle

This one's a classic. You can't go about putting things in a bottle and forget a ship, it's a pillar of who we as bottle lovers are. This is to us like what Shakespeare is to those funny people on the island.

strawberry ice cream

Who did this?

Untitled Good #1

Instead of some asinine concept such as "Strawberry Ice Cream" (if you can believe there even is such a thing) we put the natural scent of someone you love into a bottle, don't know who and don't know what it actually resembles but you can never get rid of the fact you'll recognise it, it simply overpowers in the best way.

Untitled Good #2

We didn't get a lot of feedback on the last one but since the team felt it resonated with them and figured they'll make a second one to continue the series. Though it isn't as visually striking as the last, rest assured anyone that partakes in the contents of this treasured bottle will know why this is the iteration on the first and not the other way around. With this one we figured out a way to fit two things in a bottle this time 'round (exciting times we live in). It doesn't need much explaining. The our top experts believe they'll be able to fit even 3 or more things in a single bottle, though they will start pursuing this feat when they find new provoking and breathtaking material to bottle and savour for times to come.

Good morning in a bottle

We feel like "Good morning in a bottle" is best set aside and let aged for a night or just served right at wake of morning, this always seems to leave the best impression after a good night's sleep.

4dimensional space

While pouring his heart and soul into the Untitled Good series, our lead scientist scribbled some incoherent babble onto a napkin (he has a runny nose often) in the lunch room, it took practically no effort for the team to realise this concept during their Tuesday evening book club gathering due to the efforts dedicated to the Untitled Good series simply dwarfing this comparatively simple task. It was still kinda cool, here it is.

intense

We put a little searing emotional fire in there, let's be for real here, can anyone go a day without charring their heart with the burning hot fears of the coming stemming from deep within made into a sort of branding iron in the form of art these days? Whew, mouthful

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Words from the creator- We really like putting weird shit in a bottle. At first it was just a gag but then we thought, what the hell? The people want this, infact they're disappointed that this hasn't already been done. So guess what, we did it!We always look forward to hearing thoughts and ideas from our beloved bottle-filling community, feel free to give on any thoughts to whoever sent you this website. #Bottlenation out